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Art Metrano

Date of birth: 1936-09-22

Place of birth: New York City, New York, USA

Known for: Acting

Also known as: Arthur Metrano, Arthur M. Metrano, Harry Metrano

Art Metrano

Biography

Arthur "Art" Metrano (September 22, 1936 – September 8, 2021) was an American actor and comedian, born in Brooklyn, New York City. Metrano may be best known for his role as Lt./Capt./Cmdt. Mauser in Police Academy 2 and Police Academy 3. Metrano's first film role was as a truck driver in the 1961 Cold War thriller Rocket Attack U.S.A.. Among Metrano's TV guest appearances was a 1968 episode of Ironside. However, he is better known for his frequent appearances on talk and variety shows in the early 1970s, especially The Tonight Show, as a "magician" performing absurd tricks, such as making his fingers "jump" from one hand to another, while constantly humming an inane theme song – "Fine and Dandy", an early 1930s composition by Kay Swift. In December 2007, Metrano filed a lawsuit against Family Guy, asserting copyright infringement, and asking for damages in excess of two million dollars. Due to a fall at home in 1989, Metrano seriously injured his spinal cord and is disabled. Currently, he tours with his one-man show, "Jews Don't Belong On Ladders...An Accidental Comedy", which has raised more than $75,000 for Project Support for Spinal Cord Injury, to help buy crutches, wheelchairs, and supplies for handicapped people. Description above from the Wikipedia article Art Metrano, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Movie Credits

Breathless
2.9

Breathless

1983-05-13

Jesse, a small-time criminal, high-tails it to Los Angeles to rendezvous with a French exchange stud

History of the World: Part I
3.4

History of the World: Part I

1981-06-12

An uproarious version of history that proves nothing is sacred – not even the Roman Empire, the Fren

Cheaper to Keep Her
1.3

Cheaper to Keep Her

1981-01-01

A newly divorced swinger on the prowl goes to work as a detective for a neurotic feminist attorney.

Linda Lovelace for President
1.9

Linda Lovelace for President

1975-03-01

An intentionally campy film designed to capitalize on Linda Lovelace's sudden fame following "Deep T

Teachers
2.8

Teachers

1984-10-05

A teacher reconnects with an old student who is now an attorney representing a family who is suing t

Human Feelings
0

Human Feelings

1978-10-16

A pilot movie dealing with the day-to-day workings of God herself, here threatening to destroy Las V

The Heartbreak Kid
3.3

The Heartbreak Kid

1972-12-17

Three days into his Miami honeymoon with needy and unsophisticated Lila, Lenny meets tall, blonde Ke

They Only Kill Their Masters
2.5

They Only Kill Their Masters

1972-11-22

An enigmatic young woman has been murdered in a small California coast town. The investigation by th

Malibu Express
2.4

Malibu Express

1985-03-01

In this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman

Dirty O'Neil
2.3

Dirty O'Neil

1974-05-01

A police officer has very little work as there is virtually no crime in his small California town...

Slaughter's Big Rip-Off
2.2

Slaughter's Big Rip-Off

1973-08-31

Vigilante Slaughter comes under attack from Duncan, a local money launderer whose hit-man traps Slau

No Man's Valley
3

No Man's Valley

1981-11-23

Elliot, a rare California condor, must find a hideaway for endangered animals before man drives them

Seven
2.9

Seven

1979-09-07

A government agent discovers a plot by a cartel of seven gangsters to take over the state of Hawaii.

Matilda
2.6

Matilda

1978-06-22

A small-time talent agent discovers an amazing boxing kangaroo and figures to use it as his stepping

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
3.8

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

1969-12-10

In the midst of the Great Depression, manipulative emcee Rocky enlists contestants for a dance marat

Then Came Bronson
2.1

Then Came Bronson

1969-03-24

Jim Bronson is a young newspaperman who quits his job following the suicide of his best friend, and

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
3

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

1985-03-28

Officer Carey Mahoney and his cohorts have finally graduated from the Police Academy and are about t

Police Academy 3: Back in Training
2.9

Police Academy 3: Back in Training

1986-03-20

When police funding is cut, the Governor announces he must close one of the academies. To make it fa

Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
0

Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears

1989-08-17

In this wacky comedy, teen-aged Tony (Bentley C. Mitchum) has never known who is father is. Together

How Stella Got Her Groove Back
2.9

How Stella Got Her Groove Back

1998-08-14

Through good times and bad, Stella and Delilah have always had each other. Now, Stella's so busy bui

Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers
1.3

Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers

1989-10-11

A doctor and a mortician have teamed up to do re-animation experiments on corpses using gangster mon

How to Beat the High Cost of Living
2.5

How to Beat the High Cost of Living

1980-07-11

In order to beat inflation and subsidize their alimony checks, three suburban housewives plot to ste

A Cry for Love
0

A Cry for Love

1980-10-20

Divorcee Susan Blakely, with no alimony and two kids to support, begins turning to amphetamines. Whi

Norma
1

Norma

1970-03-01

A woman goes to a doctor hoping he will cure her nymphomania. Scenes of her with her various lovers

The Treasure of Jamaica Reef
1.3

The Treasure of Jamaica Reef

1975-03-01

An adventure film about the search for a more than 200-year-old treasure on the ocean floor.

The Strongest Man in the World
3.1

The Strongest Man in the World

1975-02-06

Medfield College science major Dexter Riley and his classmates have been working on a new vitamin co

The All-American Boy
1.3

The All-American Boy

1973-10-24

Vic "Bomber" Bealer is a handsome, manipulative boxer who aspires to something greater than the smal

Rocket Attack U.S.A.
1

Rocket Attack U.S.A.

1960-03-24

It's the height of the Cold War between the United States and the Soviet Union with the Communists l

Good Advice
2.9

Good Advice

2001-11-15

An investment banker loses everything and must discover what's important in life.

Warhead
1.5

Warhead

1977-02-15

A weapons expert is reluctantly sent on a mission to a middle-east warzone to locate a lost nuclear

Going Ape!
2.1

Going Ape!

1981-04-10

When his father - who owned a circus - dies, Oscar inherits 5 million dollars - and 3 orangutans. Ho

In Name Only
0

In Name Only

1969-11-25

In this romantic comedy, an unwed couple who run a wedding planning business discover, to their horr

Brinks: The Great Robbery
0

Brinks: The Great Robbery

1976-03-26

In this telling of the infamous 1950 robbery, James McNally is portrayed as the one gang member who

Steambath
2.4

Steambath

1973-05-04

Tandy, Merideth and assorted others unexpectedly wake up in a steambath with no easy exit. After spe

Murder in Mind
2.6

Murder in Mind

1997-08-01

The L.A. police find two bodies in a fancy house and suspect the wife of one victim. Dr. Ellis, a hy

Strawberry Road
5

Strawberry Road

1991-04-27

Hisa Ishii and his brother Akira emigrate from Japan to the United States. They settle in rural Cali

Toys
2.6

Toys

1992-12-18

Leslie Zevo is a fun-loving inventor who must save his late father's toy factory from his evil uncle