Up the Chastity Belt
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A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...
Status: Released
Released Date: 1972-01-14
Runtime: 94 mins
Director: Bob Kellett
Writer: Sid Colin, Ray Galton, Alan Simpson
Spoken language: English
Genres: Comedy
Original title: Up the Chastity Belt
Production Companies: EMI Films
Production Countries: United Kingdom
Cast
Frankie Howerd
Graham Crowden
Bill Fraser
Roy Hudd
Hugh Paddick
Anna Quayle
Fred Emney
Dave King
Lance Percival
Nora Swinburne
Godfrey Winn
Eartha Kitt
David Battley
Royce Mills
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