The Onion Movie
244 votes
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Status: Released
Released Date: 2008-05-31
Runtime: 90 mins
Director: Tom Kuntz, Mike Maguire
Writer: Robert D. Siegel, Todd Hanson
Spoken language: English, Pусский
Genres: Comedy
Original title: The Onion Movie
Production Companies: The Onion
Production Countries: United States of America
Cast
Len Cariou
Steven Seagal
Larissa Laskin
Ken Takemoto
Don McManus
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher
Daniel Dae Kim
Meredith Baxter
Jed Rees
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran
Brian Powell
Reviews
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