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The Pacifier

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Producing House

Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe is handed a new assignment: Protect the five Plummer kids from enemies of their recently deceased father -- a government scientist whose top-secret experiment remains hidden in the kids' house.

movie

Status: Released

Released Date: 2005-03-04

Runtime: 95 mins

Director: Adam Shankman

Spoken language: English

Genres: Comedy, Family, Action

Original title: The Pacifier

Production Companies: Walt Disney Pictures, Spyglass Entertainment

Production Countries: United States of America

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Crux of the matter is adults can't relate to children and children can't relate to adults, is there a middle ground? Which also poses the question, are children watching this? Are the parents? It's entertaining, sure, but nobody would go out of their way to rewatch this—except me, I guess, for Brittany Snow. The eventual dynamics do endear you, but are otherwise framed and driven by dumbed down army glazing propaganda, that would go over the predicted audience's heads anyway.
2026-01-08

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